Monday, 12 September 2011

Are you ready for a child? This test will tell you!

A lovely lady from my baby group shared this great piece of advice with us and I found it so hilarious that I just have to share it with you now - enjoy and let me know what you think!

Test 1 - Preparation

Women: To prepare for pregnancy:

1. Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.
2. Leave it there.
3. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans.

Men: To prepare for children:

1. go to a local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the counter and tell the pharmacist to help himself
2. go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home. Pick up the newspaper and read it for the last time.